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aminawitha T's avatar

This just made me laugh so much without even reading the book, if I na read the book nko they'll think I'm a mad person.

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

😭😭😭

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Ini's avatar

I saw the book and knew instantly that I would like it. That being said, I love the way you write. Thanks for making me laugh...

And also, who advised this guy to pursue writing? What is it with all the cringe sex scenes? And "Ululation" - what in all of romance fiction is even that? Where did he even learn that word? 😭 My God😂

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

Thank you so much😭💗

And idk who told that man to write but I hope we find all of them involved in the publishing process and beat them all tf up😭✋🏾

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Kimberley's avatar

The memes and Yoruba made this even better!!!😭😭😭

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

Thank youuu

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pineapple🎀💫's avatar

I have NEVER been one to judge a book or an author but THIS, THIS is DISGUSTING

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

It is😭💔

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Sapph's avatar

What the actual hell was going on in that book? The title absolutely put me off. I knew I wasn't going to miss anything by not reading it. Such 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼 writing.

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

It's genuinely so horrible😭

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seun's avatar

Hello Najwa,, i \came across your blog by chance and it's so hilarious and cool. i hope you see this and send me a copy of this book- apogee4ever@yahoo.com. i just subscribed to your newsletters. thank you

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

hi, Seun. I'm so glad you love my blog, thank you for subscribing. I would have loved to send you the book, but my phone was stolen and I no longer have it. I'm so sorry. I'll let you know if I do find it, is that okay?

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seun's avatar

Oh yeah , thanks . Sorry about the phone

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Somto Ekwochi's avatar

lmfaooo

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mercy is tired's avatar

I can’t imagine my level of annoyance if I picked up this book. As i have avoided it, so shall I forever because what is this 😭

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

I took one for the team😭

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mercy is tired's avatar

you’re a real one 💪🏾

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Oremeyi's avatar

This is the second review of the book I'm reading and God knows I will never!

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Zibah's avatar

Najwa..I just cant😂😂

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

You must can

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Hamirat.'s avatar

For those of us who haven't read the book, how can we get it?

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

You can send me an email. I'll send the book❤️

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Deborah's avatar

this review is so realll though, thank you for taking one for the team 🫶🏽

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

You suppose to pay me for this book that I read.😭

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Deborah's avatar

i have been retraumatised 😭😭😭

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Betty's avatar

And someone barged into your house after puking at the sight of your face, calls for a plastic surgeon without your permission and you just accept him like that? Men really should be banned from literature.😭💔

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

Guy, do you get? I was so annoyed 😭😭

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Betty's avatar

Thick viscous fluid? Dfkm.😂

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

Member 😂

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Resonance's avatar

*Ulutates in "what the fuck is that book?"*

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Moanalisa🍒's avatar

*Shakes feminity*

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