The Y in your man is silent.

And you people are opps.

Hello, my wonderful newsletter audience. I am here with another session of “The Y in your man is silent” If you missed the last one, check here.

First of all, can we like, take a moment to give Chioma her flowers??😭

That's right, it's Davido that I'm here to talk about because that man??? Ahahan nau. This whole things is even funny to me because about five days ago, he made a tweet about how he has to celebrate his wife's birthday and how she's an amazing woman.

Is he not running mad, true true?😭 I can only imagine what Chioma could possibly be feeling, because ah.

In case you haven't seen the gist, rumor has it that Davido (OBO) has done what he does best again. And no, it is not singing. Or maybe it is because David has been singing in the ears of another woman(s)

I just want to hear what 30GB stans will say now, because won kin stan eyan le stan David ni? (Is David the first person that people will stan?)

This isn't even the real tea. But that video is so bad that i cannot put it here. You'll find the video on twitter (or X) and you should definitely check it out. That being said, it's because of that video that I'm here. The lady in question has confirmed that indeed, it's Davido in the video. I'll leave a link, and you can copy and paste in your browser to check what all the serenren is about.

https://twitter.com/yabaleftonline/status/1779729324259606545?t=6b4cmZcZn_eAxCjV2i1Seg&s=19

Before that, I'll give a little summary of what the video is about. In the video, your idolo was wearing heart pyjamas, and he was begging. Nobody knows what he was begging for per say, and that's why I'm here with a list of possible reasons for the begging and crying.

Yes, that is David.

• He was begging Baby T (teenooboo)

Yes! You too, think about it. Is it the price of indomie? Abi the price of one bag of rice? Let's not even talk about the price of puff puff and eggroll😔✋️

Instead of you people to sit down and think well, because what if he was trying to beg Baby T to do something about this economy and he mistakenly forwarded it to that gorgeous woman?🥹 shey it have not reach to be on our knees and beg Baby T?

Some of you might argue that Davido is rich and the prices of all these things won't affect him, but what if he's just a very generous man and the fact that some of his fans have to struggle to make ends meet pushed him to tears? But you people are ungrateful, and on behalf of Davido, I will show all of you shege.

• He was begging his twins.

If not that you people like jumping into conclusions, you would have figured this this out. We all know how hard it is to raise babies. One Baby is hard enough, but davido has not one, but two! What if Davido was thinking of ways to surprise his beautiful wife on her birthday and the babies started crying? You know he mentioned wanting to celebrate his amazing wife.

Kanipe it was you, won't you beg them to stop crying?

*insert that “you will not hear the other side of the story” Bobrisky sound*

You guys need to do better o.

• He was begging his manager to let him release his new song.

You all know how hard your idolo works. What if he has something new that his manager is still withholding? Maybe he loves his fans so much that he got emotional when his manager told him to hold on for the millionth time. Meanwhile, the fans that he is struggling for are out there, saying he's cheating again?? Human beings, man. So ungrateful.

• They were playing truth or dare.

If not that you people are haters and you're trying to bring OBO down, you would've thought of this. What if he was playing truth or dare with the woman and she dared him to beg? Or what if they dated him to cheat on his wife and he was begging them to change the dare for him?

Of course, that doesn't explain the strawberry two-piece he was wearing, but you can't expect him to beg in white singlet like a common man. What's wrong with you people? Shey David cannot have simple fun? He's just a babyyyy!

Now that I've brought all these things to your attention, I hope you'll now see that Davido is the victim here😔

You guys should send funds to me so that I'll use it to support him.

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Seriously though, if that man was begging for what a lot of people think he's begging for, then something is wrong with him o😭

Somebody should take ibile (local) sponge and baff his head at this point. And Chioma?? God's strongest soldier. All this serenren and she's still there? God will help us in this Nigeria o.

This particular tweet is very funny because when the guy posted it, people were attacking him in the comments section, now here we are. What a life.

In all of this, let's not forget that Davido is a Yoruba man. He can't help it. And the fact that his name is David??? Run, my wonderful newsletter audience. Run!!

Also, this man has been dropping subtle hints in his songs.

And did you people think he was talking to Chioma when he was asking somebody to hop in his Maserati? Bfr

Moral lesson? Please don't date or marry somebody that lacks sexual discipline. You yourself, be sexually disciplined to avoid all this shalaye. Also, run from any man that is bearing David. I mean, run away from men generally, but David? Double your run.

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Davido’s palaver aside, you guys know that I loveee anything related to books and poetry, and I am a very nice person. That's why I come bearing a gift.

If you're somebody that use to be chronically online on Tiktok and Twitter like me, then you know Paz. One fine man that always sensible opinions on various topics? Yes, that Paz🤭

I genuinely love his content, especially on Tiktok and I'm a fan! That's why I was super excited when I saw that he was releasing a chapbook. Like omg yayyy. For context, a chapbook is basically a small collection of poems usually based around a central theme.

As I was saying, when i saw it, i was super excited, but you people know that I just left Ibrahim and his nonsense family, and I happen to be ridiculously broke.

And so i started thinking of how to make money because that chapbook?? I must be there. I'm up like mad.

I now decided to try a tested a trusted method, juju. Nobody should ask me why i didn't use juju for Ibrahim and his family, that's a story for another day😑✋️

Again, nonody should talk about how my juju is not subtle, is it your own?

Skrimsss!

If you know how I rannnn to his bio to click on the link😭

Because Paz was kind to me (he might argue that the chapbook is free for everyone, but that's a lie. He did it for me) I will be kind to you people too, and I will share the link, so that you can enjoy it too!🤭 (I asked for his permission before sharing this)

https://pencilmarksandscribbles.com/for-the-love-of-men-by-paqal-eriq/

Now, if you don't click on that link, read all the poems and send it to your friends and family, best believe I'll show up in your dreams tonight, and I will show you shege🤝

If I can send it to mummy and daddy Ibrahim, what's your own excuse?

And we never know, maybe today's newsletter is what will take me out of the trenches and I'll be famous with plenty monies so that I'll be doing giveaway for you people, so share ijn!!!

That's all for today, my wonderful newsletter audience. The next time you see me, I'll be here to tell you about what that Bashiru (batman) did to me in my hustle chronicles. Till then, byeee!

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*blows powder*