Ramadan Mubarak.

To my muslim subscribers...

I knew something was wrong when I saw SK, the guy that said hi to me in club last week, wearing Jalamia and performing ablution.

The same SK that was smoking and drinking all sorts of things last week is now alfa? God is great, allahuakbar. I had a busy day and I just wanted to pray and go back home and go straight to bed, I was already hoping for one Gen-Z alfa that will rush everything so everybody can be going home, but when I heard “mallam Iskeel, pray for us.” I wanted to go back home. SK ni Iskeel? And he wanted to lead us in prayer? Which kind of playing is this? I looked around frantically, but I was the only one who knew his true colours. Our eyes met and recognition flashed in his eyes, but wetin kosign me?

We sha started praying, and thank God, Imam SK used short verses, and we were able to finish quickly. Me I didn't return to that mosque after that sha, I can't be praying behind big sinner like that.

Anyways, Ramadan mubarak to my Muslim subscribers, I hope this month brings us good tidings and blessing, you too, it's not everytime you'll be sleeping like maalu, go to bed early so you can wake up early to observe nawafil. It has loads of rewards. Loads, I tell you. And don't be eating sahur by 6:30 and say you're fasting, you want to be whining Allah? Stay away from fornication, lies and all those things, move closer to Allah this Ramadan, and let it remain that way after Ramadan.

In conclusion, who forget kolos for mosque? Alfa don dey para.