Hustle chronicles: Najwa the ambulance driver.

It wasn't even that deep.

I was trekking under hot sun to buy amala when I saw one dirty poster announcing vacancy for drivers in a new hospital. As you all know, hookup didn't work out for me-but I got the bleaching cream, it's Just that one bumbum is now lighter than the other, but that's okay-i decided to try this one, even though I don't know how to drive, afterall, we're all chasing the bag.

I got the amala and went back home sharp sharp to write my letter, small ewedu poured on it but that's just by the way. The next day, I wore my suit and carried tote bag, then I checked my letter again to make sure nothing was missing, then i used spit to gum my letter because I didn't have money to buy glue.

When I got to the hospital, the receptionist looked at me as if I was mad, but that one din concern me. Long story short, I got the job. Probably because i was the only one that applied for it,but who cares? Definitely not Najwa.

I started work the following Monday, and they gave me they keys to the Danfo bus that was the ambulance. Around 2:30, they sha started shouting that I should get the ambulance ready. I managed to get the vehicle out of the hospital with no stress, and soon, I was on they way to the location. now, as you all know, i be hardworking babe, and I had a quick business idea as I navigated my way through the heavy traffic. Remember that time I told you people that I don't have sense? I take it back. Sense wan kill me, on gad. Since the bus already looked like Danfo, i decided to make it Danfo. why not? I already had six customers when my brand new itel started ringing, but i followed the traffic regulations and did not pick the call. After about five hours, I decided to check who called, and it was someone from the hospital. That was when I remembered i was supposed to go and carry someone. Fuck shit!

Me: hello?

Male voice : where are you?!

Me: Somewhere here, I'm doing some deliveries.

Male voice: Where is my mum?! You've been sent out since, and you're still not here.

Me: Which mum?

Ahnahn? Wetin sup? I was already getting confused, mum from where? Why?

Male voice: My mum! This is the MD of God's Will hospital, you were sent out to get her from the address sent to you, she fell in the bathroom.

Me: Wait first, how old is your mummy?

MD: She's eighty-four, why? How's that important?

Me: Ehn nothing spoil nau, she has lived long enough nau.

MD: Are you normal? What's that supposed to mean?

Then I cut the call. People can be so ungrateful, how will your mummy be eighty-four and you'll be disturbing me? Me I continued driving ni o. I got back to the hospital later that night and dropped their keys for them, I mean, what kind of nonsense is that? I wontgo back won't here cause I can't remain somewhere they don't want development for me.

In conclusion, i am now jobless again, help a sister, I work very hard and I work well under pressure. T for tenks.