Hustle chronicles: Najwa, your correct land plug.

People need to start taking aesthetics seriously.

Hello, my wonderful newsletter audience. As you all know, this economy is not friendly at all, e no dey show love, because tell me why one sachet water is now twenty naira. Me that i use use drink water like horse, I can drink ten in a day. That's why i sat down and thought about it, and after all my deliberations, I decided to start buying land for people, afterall, I get certificates. And that was how I created NajLands. You loveet, abi?

Malik, my friend that use to help people to promote business helped me to do advert, and I got my first customers after two days. A young christian couple, to be precise. I told them not to worry, that I'll find something good for them, and that's exactly what I did. But i was surprised when i saw forty missed calls from “Mr Noah.” Note that by that time, I was already chilling in Dubai with their money.

Me: Hello, Mr Noah. Wassup?

Mr Noah: What do you mean by wassup, Najwa? Is that how you refer to your clients?

Me: Oya sorry.

Mr Noah: Najwa, did you send me a wrong address for the land you bought for me and my wife?

Me: No sir. It's the correct address.

Mr Noah: But this place is under bridge, are you sure you're okay?

Me: The bridge is for aesthetics.

But what's wrong with this Mr Noah? Why is he now shouting?

Mr Noah: Najwa, are you mad? There's water everywhere !

Me: Use pipe to drain it. Besides, it's just rainwater, it will soon go.

Mr Noah: What is that rubbish you're saying? Are you mad?

Me wey dey chill for Dubai?

Me: Is your name not Noah?

Mr Noah: How is that important , Najwa?

Me: Don't be slow nau. Your name is Noah, build ark.

Mr Noah: Najwa, I want a refund or I'll sue you!

Me: Me wey dey chill for Dubai? Dey play.

That's when I cut the call. Is his name not Noah? I saw the bridge and decided it'll match his aesthetics and he's there, shouting. Instead of him to thank me. People are just ungrateful, oloun. But no wahala nau, I go soon blow.

I decided to share it with you because I know my newsletter audience, you people will understand me. In conclusion, if your mummy or your daddy is looking for land, contact me. T for tenks.