Gele Spotlight: Cincinnati
"Don't come and cry in my dm, I will knack you 2 by 2"
Hello, our wonderful newsletter audience. Today, we have Cincinnati, the woman who thinks beans if for agberos and riff raffs (Dena low-key agrees) here with us. She'll tell us about herself, how last year went, her plans for herself this year, and habits that she thinks people should trash.
Your name, the color of your gele and what it represents.
Hello, my name is cincinnati and my gele is black. Why black? Cincinnati is a ticking time bomb, she likes to pretend that she is in a psychological thriller and she is a main character.
She's a 5.9 baddie that refuses to recognize she’s one because she dresses like she is living in an apocalyptic period. Cincinnati loves music, that is practically the reason why she hasn't ended her life yet, lol ..
Cincinnati will never be caught eating beans because that shit is for agberos and riff raffs, argue with your ancestors. Don't come and cry in my DM, I will knack you 2 by 2. If you need someone to strangle men, she's down for it (wetin I dey use my life do)
How did last year go? What's something from last year that you think everyone should trash?
Hmmmmm, last year was the pits, I almost unalived myself countless times but I am still here. Had a second abortion last year, I am not proud of it. I was very stupid and made reckless decisions.
Fell out with my favorite aunt because I refused to turn a blind eye to the abuse she has been facing and I outed her husband to her family. She practically tried to gaslight me into believing that I was overthinking it and it wasn't that deep (Tha fuckkkk). I won't stand for rubbish, I outed that short, disgusting, entitled piece of shit to my entire family and now she resents me for it, idc idc.
My department decided to renew their monthly dose of wickedness and stupidity by releasing results on the day of exams, the fact that I didn't faint in the exam hall was a miracle, only for me to come out to check my result to see rubbish, I couldn't react because I just want my certificate. Let me get out of this prison.
What everyone need to trash and not bring into this year is this useless conversations about women, submission, head of the house, mother-in-law, trash all that rubbish, I no wan see am this year, I go break pesin skull.
How is this year going? Some of your new year resolutions?
This year is just there, I am not expecting anything much. My new year resolutions is to get into writing more and improving my skills and learning something new.
I also want to graduate in peace and not in pieces, I just want to leave this hellhole with my sanity intact, I don try abeg. Relationship wise, I want to explore my new found sexuality, meet more gorgeous and beautiful women, see the side of my sexuality more.
Your favourite song at the moment?
I don't have a favorite song of the year but if I am to pick, it will be Ria sean - Uptown girl.
First book you read this year? What did you think about it?
That will be Change of Heart by Clare Lydon, it was such a good read but the main character is annoying as hell.
An unpopular opinion that you have?
Not all women will be saved and that is the fact, some women will always hide behind their class to defend misogyny or pretend it doesn't affect them. Also, beans is trash.
That will be all on Gele Spotlight with Cincinnati. Do you also think beans is trash? Let us know what you think in the comments section!
Cincinnati is a role model fr 🥹
Beans is the very best. Tell Cincinnati I said what I said, if she comes for me I'll knack her 4 by 4