Fine boy Sege

Or self love.

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IF THEY DON'T CLAP FOR YOU, CLAP FOR YOURSELF. DEPENDING ON THE CONTEXT, YOU MIGHT RESEMBLE MAD PERSON, BUT STILL CLAP.

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Hi. My name is Najwa, and I write whatever goes on in my head. Fictional or not. 

If you're new here, do well to subscribe to my newsletter so you'll get notified when I send out a new one. 

If you're a returning subscriber, no hi for you. Only God knows what you people did that's causing this kind of heat.

Once again, I am writing in an uncomfortable position. But if I stand, I'll find an excuse to not send out this newsletter, but I've joined that 12 days of newsletter challenge, and I have to write😔. So let's call this Day one of my 12 days of newsletter challenge. 

Earlier today, I was going through my old posts. Occasionally, I would stop and laugh, then I'd like the post. I was about to leave a comment about how funny the writer is, then I remembered- I'm the writer nau.

I logged into my second Gmail account, and I liked all my posts. My friend saw what I was doing and she called me a narcissist. That's her business. As far as I'm concerned, I'm just a fine boy Sege.

It is currently 6:24, and I am about to faint. Shebi they said this year's Ramadan will be easy? My neighbours are doing serious “ikomo” and I can smell all the party food. I'm so tempted to go and beg, but if I go, they will use soup spoon to chase me away because I use to pinch their son when I see him outside. If you the way the boy stares at people, it will do you to pinch him too. 

I have showered one million times today, and head is still paining me. After showering, I usually go to the fridge, open it, look at the food inside, then close it and go back to my bed to think about my life. Is there anybody that wants to buy fairly used Ramadan? I'm selling.

If you like, rush and drink 3 Pepsi when it's time for iftar, you'll just off. If you have dates, eat it. Then take light stuff before you start eating pounded yam and Co. And if you're one of those people that use to eat, then you'll lie that you forgot you're fasting, just know that God is watching you. 

In conclusion, a wise woman (me) once said:

If they don’t clap for you, clap for yourself. Depending on the context, you might resemble a mad person. But still clap. 

Also, I'm serious about the fairly used Ramadan.