Hello, my wonderful newsletter audience. Today, I bring you Eve's point of view as to the whole apple thing. Eve is tired of the rumors.
*Bites apple and starts TikTok live.*
If you like, judge me again.
Hey everyone. It's your girl Eve, the first woman on earth, who this? You guys may have been hearing different things, but I don't care. That's not what we're here for.
Now, I don't know what you're all going on about. Like you all need to chill, it's not even that deep. Let me start from the beginning.
You guys should relaxxx
So that particular day, I was hungry. My man, Adam, was taking too long in the woods and as the soft babe that I am, I had to get my shit together by myself.
You see that particular apple, there was just something about it. It wasn't like other apples. You know how we get attracted to the bad guys? Like the guys with tattoos and long hair and motorcycles over the guys with baby faces and cute voices? (This one is for my girls) that was how it felt with that apple.
I really tried to fight the temptation, fr. But I later gave in to my carnal urges.. Afterall, I'm just a girl😔😔
Now, the part they don't tell you is where Adam came home and saw me eating.
Adam: How about I eat you after that?
I know, my man has rizz. The rizzease has no cure.
Can your man ever??
Contrary to the story they tell you guys, Adam took the apple from me and ate it! I didn't force it down his throat or anything. It was consensual (something that's now quite uncommon, y'all should stay safe)
So can you guys stop the negativity? It's 2023! You guys need to move on!
#justiceforEve.
#stopthemisogyny.
#itwasconsensual.
That's all I want to say to you guys. Like, comment and subscribe.
*Flips hair and ends TikTok live.*
P.S: This post is just for entertainment purposes abeg.😭
Remember to pray for Palestine.❤️
We need to hear Adam's side of the story. 😂💪
Stop the misogyny!!!!😩😂😂